Einstein joke, translated from Hebrew by Google:
Professor Einstein and his wife went out for a few days camping. His tent and sat to eat. After a hearty meal and a bottle of good wine wished each other good night and retired to sleep.
A few hours later Mrs. Einstein experiencing elbow the professor observes.
- "My dear husband, look to the sky and tell me what you see?"
- "Millions of stars," replied the distinguished professor.
- "What does that tell you?"
Einstein thought for a moment effort to impress his wife said: "In astronomy it means that there are galaxies and potentially millions - billions of planets. Chronologically I suppose we approach the hour 3:15 AM, Theologically I see that God is omnipotent and we are tiny creatures no matter, Meteorological perspective I guess tomorrow is for us a wonderful day beautiful sunshine! And what does that tell you my dear wife? "
Waited and said:
- "My dear husband, every day you become more and more idiot - stole our tent!"