A black man visits Russia (Jamaica Observer). I didn't know this:
The increasing appearance of "Svetlanas" on the Jamaican scene has fuelled outrage among some powerful Jamaican women who have lobbied hard to put an end to the spigot of Russian bombshells entering the island. Their knockout beauty and willingness to go where no God-fearing, decent Jamaican woman ever would have proved a threat. "Oh yes, Svetlanaaaaaaaaa! Oh God, yesssss! My wife woulda neva do dat!" Sadly for us men, the lobby efforts have been largely successful, putting an end to our Platinum nights. "Walk good, Svetlana, we will miss your wiles and wanton ways."
